Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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