fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
