um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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