i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
