I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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