She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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