i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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