Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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