Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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