I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
