True but thats because hes a fetus.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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