We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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