Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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