So drunk, too bad you don't want this
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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