these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I supernannyed him into submission
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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