how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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