i was born a porn star she said
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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