Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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