one might say we're banned from that church
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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