Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Semen is not good for contacts.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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