They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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