I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
