I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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