I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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