i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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