no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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