i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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