I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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