She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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