but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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