Having a random hookup so left but love u
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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