But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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