Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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