It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
True college students do jello shots in the library
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