the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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