Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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