I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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