brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if you like me you must not know who I am
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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