Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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