I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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