Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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