I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
