i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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