another moral hangover. fuck.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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