let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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