Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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