I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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