Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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