Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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