and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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